Thursday, November 13, 2008

So What if I Want a Vampire as a Boyfriend?

Recently I was involved in a conversation in front of a most precarious group about my preference in vampires, and I honestly don’t even know how it got started. The question had been asked of me, and I while I didn’t even answer, apparently I didn’t need to. Three people had an entire conversation in front of me about whether or not this was true and in fact who my choice of vampire would be, and I didn’t even get a word in. I guess the expression on my face spoke on it’s own about my big secret. It’s not like it would ever happen or even could ever happen – because there is no such thing as vampires --- right? And I don’t want my husband to turn into one, because he could never be him. Him who? You know who. I guess my answer is what everyone had been thinking. So what if I want a vampire as a boyfriend?

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Oh Humor, I Love Yee

Did anyone catch South Park last night?! Absolutely HILARIOUS. I really don't like to talk politics here but it was too funny and true to not bring up. I was howling during the parts where the people in the streets were 'celebrating' this new 'Change' that Obama has apparently brought us all. Also howled at the shock of the McCain losers when they came out from their bunker in the mountain and saw that that their beloved world was still intact. And all this commotion was created so that the political candidates could collaboratively steal the Hope Diamond from the Smithsonian while everyone else was so busy paroting* or hiding from the end of the world??? HAHAHAA!!

Part 1

Part 2

*Paroting. /pɛər/rŏt/ing/ (V). Paroting is the combinatorial act of partying and rioting. Actions include excessive drinking, back talking and public destruction and is a completely made up word by me.