One strange Friday evening...
Girl: Wow! Your hair!
Me: I know, its huge when I put it up - there is just so much of it.
Girl: Yeah there is!
Me: Heavy too.
Girl: Maybe it's time for a chop. You should chop it all off.
Me: What?! Chop it off?
Girl: Yeah, just chop it all off. It's like a lion's nest!
Me: A lion's nest?!
Girl: Yeah! A lion's nest! Its like the color of a lion. Matches your cat eyes. You have features that are very cat like.
Me: A lion's nest. Huh. But what is a lion's nest anyway??
Girl: You know - - - like a lion's nest!
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Would anyone care to shed some insight on what exactly a lion's nest entails? My explanation is this: lay off the crack pipe, girlfriend.